(Sin)tax by Johnny Sittisin

. a period grew tired of being at the end of things so moved itself to the front of the sentence while the first clause gave it a curious look snickering, “Why do you want to move there, it’s so much work,” in which the period responded, ” I don’t just want to be associated the end anymore, but the beginning, now if I could just capitalize myself ­–­––”

Johnny Sittisin is the end result of a half-baked cosmic joke with a surprisingly funny punchline. He lives his life akin to a run-on sentence. One day he wishes to meet his spirit animal in the form of Snoop Dogg, or rather, he hopes that Snoop Dogg is his spirit animal. However, he would settle for Woody Allen. Currently, Johnny has no idea what to do – which is why he is in grad school.